Help! My parents don't want me to be a pilot after graduation. How do I convince them otherwise?

[Giovanny Moore]

I'm actually learning to speak Scottish.

Scottish? And how's it going? I've heard only Scottish accents, and I can barely understand them.

 

[Giovanny Moore]

Half the battle is painting your face blue and white.

And that's the first thing you need to learn before the battle!

 

[Devil Doc]

I learned how to speak scotchish a while back. It doesn't require face painting beforehand, but might happen afterward.

One dram at a time.