Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

My cadets are amazed that I never curse/swear in class or on campus (trust me, as a former combat pilot it's a REAL challenge at times). So...they said "You never drop F bombs...never..."

And then they presented me with this...

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They said I was now free to drop "F" bombs...

I love my kids!!
 
Hey team! Just marched in with my arsenal of dad jokes, ready to serve up some smiles. Brace yourselves; these are armed with groans and chuckles. 🌟

  1. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Much more effective.
  2. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. Can't put it down.
  3. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
  4. I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
  5. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!
Hope these dad jokes passed inspection! Keep your spirits high and your groans ready. Over and out! 🚁
 
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